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The WTF Box

Lost in the chaos of cool? Start with a WTF Box.
Pick your theme and we’ll pack it with functional art, bold design, and a touch of beautiful rebellion — guaranteed to make people stop and stare.

Alanna Ubach's Picks

Alanna's Stuff

This is punk rock meets pop surrealism, a full-throttle collision of color, chaos, and kitsch. Think: spiky, sparkly, slightly unhinged creations.

Soaps & Candles

Created by scent sorceress Felicia Leighton Diaz, FLD Aromatherapy brings handmade magic to your bath, body, and vibe.

Rad AF Home Decor

Don’t eat it—it just looks delicious. Artist and mom-on-a-mission Chelsea English serves up fake food sculptures, resin clocks, mirrors, and oddball decor that’ll make your walls hungry.

Original Art

KC Mussman’s Nocturnal Designz conjures hyperreal sculptures and surreal miniature art with a signature “Bio-Architectural” style. Each piece merges horror and beauty, layered with Baroque drama.

Iconic Dolls

Mandy Caruso whips up wild, one-of-a-kind Marionette-Style Art Dolls that mash up pop culture, nostalgia, and a dash of the grotesque.

Pet Portraits

Custom pet portraits painted by hand on just about any surface—ornaments, windows, shirts, shoes, luggage, and more. Whether it’s for a gift or your own keepsake, your pet can be featured anywhere you like.

Sick of "live laugh love coffee cups? So ARE we

This is your place to shop for functional art, statement décor, indulgent bath products, punk accessories, and resin sculptures that’ll make people stop and say, “Wait… where did you find that?”